Future Shorty St Lines

by Kyle

See if you can guess who says what!
These lines are from upcoming episodes.

  1. Your friend here punched me in the face then tried to strangle me.
  2. You’ve used and abused your position. The least of it that you sucked me in.
  3. Sometimes when Dad isn’t here Brooke locks me in my room. And tries to feed me poison. I think she’s probably a witch, don’t you?
  4. You know what they say. There’s a thin line between pleasure and pain.
  5. It’s not only completely abhorrent and insane – it’s illegal!
  6. You know, I think you’d get on with my redneck family after all.
  7. You are bad. You need to be punished.
  8. We’ll see how that Zen calm of yours fares when you come under fire though. When the unexpected happens.
  9. I sing like someone gargling broken glass.
  10. I don’t want to live without you. I love you.
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